WLP
Weight Loss Program
A man calls a
company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.The next day,
there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,
19 year old babe dressed in cheerleader clothes,with a pair of Nike running shoes
and a sign around her neck, she introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company.The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have
me." Without a second thought
, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. After that he calls the
company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day
there's a knock on the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful
woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing just takes Reebok
running shoes on her back and a sign around her back that reads, "If you catch
me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the
next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better
and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself,
he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program."Are
you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
felt this good in years."
The next day
there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy
standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his
forehead that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 60
pounds that week.
This story tell us something important!
There’s no one can stop us to do something in other to achieve everything that
we really want it! The one who can stop us is... we, our self... So,,, do you want to stop? If yes? Prepare your
self to live with a gay who will catch you like the man below...^^
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